I repeat: this is NOT a post about running splits.
If this had been an actual post about running splits, the blog author would have been in complete violation of the Splitless Summer Edict, and therefore may be subjected to serious harassment.
This is only a TEST. Rumor has it that a Pokey Runner, who shall remain unnamed, as been running like blazes in Southern California for the past week. Garmin reports indicate a 10:48 minute mile, which has previously been unheard of, un-thought of, and UNimaginable up until this point. This mile was second in a 3ish mile run, subsequent to an 11:22 split, and then followed by a big freaking hill that just warranted walking. Rumors are circulating that the Pokey Runner was disgustingly sweaty (compliments of SoCal humidity), yet ecstatic after this major running miracle.
Again, this is only a TEST of the Split Posting System. Had this been an actual post about running splits, it would have been followed by either a lot of whining and moaning, OR in this case, a lot of hooting and hollering.
You can now return to your regularly scheduled Blog Programming.
(wooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!)
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25 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are so stinking cute.
Great non-existent splits!
Congratulations!!!! That's great news. Now you have to teach us your secret for getting faster.
Test Response: woo hoo! Pokey is the new Speedy.
Yahooo!!!!! I'm going to call you speedy from now on. :)
That it too funny! Glad to hear you are enjoying yourself in Cali!! :)
LOL!!! ALRIGHT CHICA!!! That is awesome ;D ;D
LMAO... well then Nat would have to write about how proud she is... and would want to know what you're eating. :)
This post just made me LOL.
HAHHAHAH that is awesome. Maybe your meant to be in Cali. Your AZ chicas would miss ya too much.
Had this been a REAL post about running spits, you would be my new hero, but alas, since it is not...you are still my new hero!!
Good job - I envy you and your running prowess!!
Congratulations!
Woot! Congratulations, Pokey! You may have to change the name of your blog before long!
WTG! That is awesome.
AWESOME!!!! The Tens are here. You go girl.
Thank goodness this was only a test. Otherwise I would have to go on and on about how awesome you are and how fast you are becoming and how I knew you could do it. Glad I don't have to do that.
WOOHOO!!! You go girl!! Your new 5K time is going to be smoking fast!
If you had actually ran that fast, I would have to say You did AWESOME. However since this was only a test, and not an actual emergency, I will have to leave it at awesome job.
awesome!!
I'd love to be in the 11min range right now!!!
Great job with your "tests"!
LOL too funny.
You had me at NOT! Look at you getting all fast and stuff. If you keep this up we are going to have to vote for a new name for this blog... something like what almost had to happen to a certain "Non Runners" blog that we all frequent.
Awesome.
Woot!
Congratulations! That's awesome!
(hypothetically) :-)
Cute post. Congrats!!
Thank goodness this isn't a post about splits, cause then you'd be in serious violation of blog laws.
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